classified ad instructions

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TO PLACE a line item classified ad, send us your ad copy (ad text) via phone: 206-324-4297; fax: 206-322-7188; e-mail: sgn2 @sgn.org; mail: 1605 12th Ave Ste 31, Seattle 98122. (If you fax or e-mail us an ad on Thursday, please give us a call so well know to look out for it.) BASIC COST is $9 for the first 20 words; 25 cents for each additional word. HEADLINES on ads (all caps, bold, centered) range in price from $2.00, $3.50 & $4.50 per line depending on size & number of characters per line. (See classified ad form in print edition or call for details.) 3-FOR-2 SPECIAL: If you run the same ad for 2 consecutive weeks you get a 3rd week FREE. DEADLINE: Ads must be received by Thursday at 1pm for publication in Fridays (next days) edition. PAYMENT: Ads must be PREPAID by check, money order, credit card (VISA/MasterCard) or cash. (Please do not mail cash.) DISPLAY CLASSIFIEDS: If you are interested in placing a display classified ad (ad with photo, graphics, logo), please contact us for details on placement, size, ad production vs camera-ready & cost.

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housemates
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2 BR craftsman home in Proctor area, Tacoma. $400/mo + share utils. W/D. 425-766-0522. 01/
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1920's VINTAGE DUPLEX, 3 floors, garden patio, hardwoods, spacious basement bedroom, available Jan 1st. $400/mo, includes cable and all utils. 206-372-0572. 51/3
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EVERETT - Seeking M to share apt home. W/D, D/W, fireplace, other amenities at complex. $375/mo + utils and deposit. 425-710-2096. 51/3
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HOMESHARING is a non-profit with 22 years of experience matching people seeking housing with homeowners residing within Seattle. Pay a reduced rent or exchange household chores. All applicants are carefully screened and matched for compatibility and mutual benefit. 3 references from tenants are required. Criminal background checks are performed on all participants. A program of Senior Services. 206-448-5725. www.seniorservices.org/
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for rent
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LAKE RIDGE/SOUTH LK WASH
Large brick 3 BR/2 BA plus rec room, fireplace, private yard, view, all appliances. 7729 S Mission Dr, 98178. $1,330. 206-547-5225. 52/3
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SOUTHCENTER - Large 1 BR view condo. New cabinets, appliances, carpet. W/D, D/W, fireplace, pool, microwave, parking. $645. 360-280-1787; WA4Rent.com. 52/3
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SPACIOUS 2 BR apt w/deck in classic, Gay, cat-friendly bldg. Pike-Pine corridor. Avail 1/1/06. $1,200 per mo. First/last & deposit. Parking available. 206-329-3061. 51/3
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office
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GREAT OFFICES
PIONEER SQUARE landmark building; office suites near courthouse, skylighted atriums, greenery, AC. DSL, furnishings available. www.pioneer-building.com. 206-624-1783. 02/6
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housing for sale

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5 BR NEAR GREENLAKE
Big Craftsman near shops, cafes and more. 3 baths, large renovated kitchen, fireplace in formal living room, finished basement with separate entrance. $460,000. Michael Cornell Real Estate Group. 206-729-8684. www.MichaelCornell.com 01/3
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31 UNITS NEAR DOWNTOWN
Classic brick Grande Dame in high-demand neighborhood near Seattle Center. $5,000,000. Michael Cornell Real Estate Group. 206-729-8684. www.MichaelCornell.com 01/3
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RENTON - MERRY HILLS. 1 BR condo on top floor. Awesome view, huge heated pool, sauna, ample parking, great community. $105K. 425-271-4374. No agents. 51/1
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WALLINGFORD DUPLEX
Classic brick. Big garages. Large lot. Oak floors. Fireplaces. Spacious 2 BR units. Daylight basement allows potential for 3rd unit. L-1 zoned. Elegant kitchen. Excellent condition. Quality construction. Finer than most. Sought-after location. $750,000. Michael Cornell Real Estate Group. 206-729-8684. www.Michael Cornell.com. 52/3
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help wanted

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OWN A COMPUTER? Put it to work! Up to $1,500-$7,500/mo. PT/FT. 425-235-0400. Free information. www.ucreatewealth.com. 01/3
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business opportunities


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GREAT MASTURBATOR
Want to make fun of the richest man in the world? Local filmmaker seeks investors for his low-budget comedy about Hollywood, sex and the world's richest man. Contact Tom at emailtsmith@yahoo.com 52/3
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volunteers wanted


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SHANTI VOLUNTEERS
build supportive one-on-one relationships with someone living with HIV/AIDS, cancer, or other life-threatening illness. We are seeking mature, compassionate, good listeners to provide emotional support to people in their homes, in hospitals, or in jails. Training and ongoing support provided. People of color and LGBT folks encouraged to apply. For more info, contact us at www.seattleshanti.org or 206-324-1520 ext 228. SGN/
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services

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A RETIRED ELECTRICIAN
Looking for afternoon small electrical jobs. 30 yrs exp. Refs. 206-322-0208. SGN/
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BLUE JAY HOUSEKEEPING
Truly meticulous. Excellent references. 206-323-9489. 51/1
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CHUCK'S HANDYMAN SERVICE
From Decks to Drywall, Repair & Build. References. 20 yrs experience. 206-935-6730. 03/6
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HARDWORKING, RELIABLE, fit young guy available for odd jobs. Yardwork, landscaping, moving help, cleaning, organizing and other projects. Call Kyle, 425-879-1941. 51/3
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INTERIOR PAINTING
Superior workmanship and attention to detail. Clean, courteous, and considerate. Free estimates - 10 years exp. Lic/Bond/Ins. Call Mark - 206-931-3811. 52/6
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The NAKED Computer Man
Block Internet Intrusions, get Protection Virus & Spyware Removal, DATA Recovery for CD or HD, PCs, MACs, Internet, Networking, REPAIR Hardware & Software, plus PATIENT Training, Home/Business. Call Randy. CELL: 954-684-3829; PAGER: 800-424-5456. EXP: 30+ yrs. 01/9
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**REMODELING** INSTALLATIONS & REPAIRS
Remodels, multi-phase & special installations, refurbishments & repairs to residential & commercial buildings. 6 years in service. Ed, 206-279-1005. SGN/
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SELECT MOVERS
Experienced professionals, expert packing, local and long distance moves. Licensed with affordable rates. Small jobs welcomed. 206-380-5504. www.selectmovers. net. 51/3
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health & well-being


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FREE & ANONYMOUS HIV & STD COUNSELING/TESTING Walk-In or by Appt GAY CITY HEALTH PROJECT WELLNESS CENTER 1513 Broadway Between E Pike & E Pine Sts TUES-FRI: 3:30pm - 8pm SAT: 1pm - 5pm More Info & to Schedule Appt 206-860-6969
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licensed massage


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DEER DANCER HEALING ARTS
Stressed? In pain? Feeling stuck in life? Learn more about your body and your emotions. Relaxation/Treatment massage. Hellerwork and Bio-Shen. Dan Christofferson. LMP (206) 323-4389 (Capitol Hill). Visit us online at www.deerdancerhealingarts. com. Now accepting VISA/MasterCard. SGN/
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EASTSIDE MASSAGE FOR MEN
Experience the ultimate nurturing massage for body and soul. Unforgetable and knowing hands. For in-calls only. Jonathan David, LMP. 206-290-5894. #18931. 52/3
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ENJOY A SUPERB SWEDISH, Deep Tissue, and Hot Stone massage on Capitol Hill. Jeff, LMP, 206-650-0542. 11am-9pm. http://home.comcast.net/~rjeffa/rjeffa.html SGN/
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EXCEPTIONAL BODYWORK
Release muscle pain & tension through deep tissue, trigger point & myofascial release. Specializing in back, neck & shoulder pain. Matt Shafer, LMP, 206-524-7766. 50/12
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LET GO!
Receive superior Swedish/deep tissue massage in a warm, nurturing space. $10 off first session! Call David Peacey, LMP, 206-719-7344. MA# 14827. 01/3
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MASSAGE BY MICHAEL
My massages are given using a table, music, candles, hot oils and relaxing hands. For appointment call 206-658-3050 - $70 per hour. In Only - Seattle/Lynnwood/Mill Creek/Everett. 51/6
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PROFESSIONAL MASSAGE for relaxation, injury recovery & personal wellness. Swedish, Deep Tissue, Hydrotherapy. $50/hr. For info/appt. call 206-610-3271. #MA 6513. 51/3
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pets
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WE MAKE HOUSE CALLS
In-home veterinary care. Well-pet vaccines, exams. Also geriatric, hospice & end-of-life care. Mobile Veterinary Services, Dr. Tina Ellenbogen, DVM, (425) 485-PETS (485-7387). SGN/
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travel

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ALYSON ADVENTURES
Shouldn't your next vacation be unforgettable? We specialize in adventure travel for Gay men and Lesbians. Call for a free catalog! Alyson Adventures. 1-800-825-9766. SGN/
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CAMANO ISLAND WATERFRONT
An hour from Seattle or Bellingham on quiet, peaceful Camano Island (no ferry needed). Former art gallery remodeled into a studio efficient apartment w/great views, private entry. Breathtaking stained glass and other art work. Magnificent sunsets. Adjacent path to miles of private beach. Efficiency kitchen, linens, dinner and tableware, utensils, microwave, coffee pot, toaster oven, electric frying pan, etc. provided. TV/VCR, stereo. Close to state parks, restaurants, golf, tennis. $125/night (minimum 2-night charge, $250); $625/week; $1700/mo. Longer rental or lease negotiable. No smoking, no pets, no children. Email for further information and photographs: spiritual.soul@verizon.net. SGN/
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PUERTO VALLARTA CONDO
1 BR, all amenities, private entrance, walk to town and Los Muertos Gay beach, nestled in jungle with ocean and city views. $500/wk, available anytime, including Xmas. dalucken@hotmail.com. 51/3
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i saw you

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RNBW GRRL
YOU: drive purple Subaru with license plate RNBW GRRL. ME: redhead from Bartell's. I'm sorry. Would like to offer an explanation. 425-881-3543. 51/1
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RNBW GRRL
YOU: drive purple Subaru with license plate RNBW GRRL. ME: redhead from Bartell's. I'm sorry. Would like to offer an explanation. 425-881-3543. 51/1
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escorts


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bodywork

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#1 FOR REAL RELIEF
Erotic, therapeutic bodywork for men. Satisfy your deepest needs with a trained, talented and discreet professional. Evenings/weekends. SW Seattle/SeaTac. Michael, 206-730-9122. 52/3
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A REAL MAN-TO-MAN BODYWORK EXPERIENCE
Handsome 34 y/o Italian with big, strong hands; 6'3", 230#, muscular, in-shape man unique in this town. A truly relaxing and satisfying experience from a man who knows how to make you feel energized yet comfortable. This is not about sex but about your comfort, relaxation, and satisfaction. Ask for Joe, 206-370-0182. 51/
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#1 IN SENSUAL/Erotic Bodywork in Seattle downtown. VGL bodybuilding compliments 100% of the time. Visits1.5 hrs. www.hotrubmaster.com 206-679-5899. 01/3
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20 Y/O wrestler-type ready to rub out your tensions with nude erotic bodywork & tension relief. Call Skyler 24/7 @ 206-383-3959. In/out services as well as duo. 52/3
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A FULL BODY RUB WEST SEA
Let go of the stress with great hands. Swedish & soothing. Only $50. Call anytime. 206-853-4270. 01/3
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4 HAND EROTIC BODY RUB
Having a hard day? U need double the relief. Treat yourself to a 4-handed fantasy. One-on-one service also available. Black Daddy Bodywork. 206-250-2710; 206-271-3907. Ask for R & K. Blkdaddymassage4u@yahoo.com. Come visit us at our new Lynnwood location. 52/9
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ALL ABOUT YOU NOT MY EGO
extraordinary touch
affordable indulgence
Satisfying, evocative, erotic, fun. No need to be anxious or intimidated. No way an escort/porno boi "dewd with 'tude". Think easy-going, relaxed muscle-bear. Any and all ages/body types/preferences. Jake, 206-568-3307 or seattleJAKE@hotmail.com 01/3
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** AMAZING BODYWORK **
Nude full body erotic & therapeutic bodywork. 15 years experience. Swedish, deep tissue to sensual. Handsome, masculine, hairy-chested. 6', 175 lbs, 8.5", $60/in; $80/out! Eves & weekends. Robert, 206-949-5632. 04/
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ARKANSAS TRAILER TRASH
5'10", 170 lbs, table, hot oil, nude, Capitol Hill. $40. Weekdays. Uncut, big hands, ask for Clay, 206-568-8760. 50/3
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ASIAN BODYBLDR
The best bodywork by ripped muscled hands: Strong & deep, warm oil, nice ambience. Capitol Hill. Parking available. Please call Vic: 206-713-1885. 53/12
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BLACK JUNGLE
Exotic, attractive GBM, 34, from East Coast. Available for natural healing bodyworkj. Mature professional encouraged. In/Out. 206-285-0543. 52/3
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BODY SHAVED & SMOOTH
There's the rub. In a good way. Hispanic practitioner. 5'7", 145, with table & trained hands. Capitol Hill location with parking. Call David, 206-799-3048. 01/3
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BODY WORK


15 years experience
Therapeutic & Sensual
Body Electric Experience
Reiki
2 or 4 Hands
BISEXUAL & CURIOUS MEN WELCOME!

Near SeaTac Airport 9am-9pm

MARTIN & TIM
Your Fit
Personal Masseurs
$65/1 Full Hour
206-550-6038
www.hotspotmassage.com
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** BODY THERAPY **
Pro-trained ExSoCal CMT with strong, intuitive hands provides fullbody therapeutic/sensual bodywork sessions. Heated table, evenings/weekends. In/Out available. 206-854-6624. 52/6
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BUTT NAKED GUY
Therapeutic Erotic Bodywork from lean attractive Caucasian guy with great attitude and smile. Experienced, well-groomed, warm, sweet-natured personality. 206-335-7670. 52/6
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EROTIC & SENSUAL BODYWORK. Strong hands, firm touch for total release. Professional training, reasonable rates. All calls promptly returned. 206-230-1639. 51/3
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FRENCH BODYWORK
Soothing relaxation, friendly, hairy chest, great pecs, experienced w/table. In/Out. Luke, 206-329-0108. 51/1
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FULL BODY
Muscular Italian wrestler offers holistic sports bodywork. $60/hr. Outcalls only. Seattle only. Hotels OK. 206-993-1333. 52/6
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HOT FULL BODY RUBDOWN by fun, hung top. Get it now. In/Out. 206-329-0310. Escort. 01/3
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HOT & SOLID
Relaxing, sensual, caring. Great bodywork awaits you. In-calls, out-calls & hotels. Call 206-310-3491. 51/3
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MAGIC TOUCH
I give an excellent full body deep and relaxing rubdown. Bi and Gay gentlemen welcome. 12 noon-10pm. Kurt Bear, 206-624-6619. 01/3
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SENSUAL BODYWORK
FOR MEN
www.bodywork.galeon.com
Sergio, 206-387-1226. 01/3
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TENSION B GONE
Vision impaired Skagit County retired business man welcomes full body rub at his place. E-mail: Dseger6@earthlink.net. Discretion works both ways. 01/3
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SENSUAL, HOT, full body rubdown by smooth, sexy, fit, 8" cut guy. Outcalls only. Escort/duo. 206-334-6442. 01/3
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STUDLY HANDSOME GUY 4 U
Exceptional bodywork by professional, experienced, hardbody guy. Very sensual touch. Very hot experience. Jay, 206-940-3231. 01/3
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WATSU/SHIATSU
Peaceful bodywork in warm water. Feel centered! Intro rates. Call Richard, 206-370-0423. jessupdances@netzero.net. 51/
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men
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CORRECTED PHONE #
OLDER GUY providing great service and satisfaction to those who enjoy the best. Call for more information. 206-940-2392. 51/
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GBM, 46, husky, sincere seeks sincere HIV-, N/S bottom guy for LTR. Let's bring in the New Year together. 206-935-5042. 01/3
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PERFECT SHAVES
in the comfort of my home. Ass & ball shave & pubic trim. All three parts only $25. I also do chest, back & legs. Safe & sanitary. Shave & bodywork combos available. 206-310-3491. 51/3
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TOP SEEKING smooth bottom for sincere relationship. Asian, Latino or Filipino a plus. Reply to: PO Box 20321, Seattle 98102 with phone number or some discreet place to meet. 52/
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ATTN: SGN READERS
If you'd like to pick up the SGN at your local King County branch library, ask your branch librarian to contact Heidi Petit at the KCLS distribution center to arrange for SGN distribution at your library. SGN/
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QUEER HOCKEY PLAYERS
We are trying to organize an all-queer hockey team to play in the Greater Seattle Hockey League and compete in the Gay Games 2006 - Chicago. All queers who are experienced hockey players, please contact Chris @ 206-547-1388. SGN/
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WHAT'S YOUR SIGN?
My name is Nevin, columnist of "The Saga Continues..." right under your nose in the Seattle Gay News and Gaypride.com. To know me is to read me. I leave nothing to the imagination. With me, my cards are on the table and I don't have a hidden agenda. After being single and celibate for the past 8 years, it's time for me to find a suitable mate. Soul Mate! I'm unique and unusual, and have no problem being my own individual self. To me, it's so simple. I'm a Virgo with Leo tendencies. I'm kind, gracious, and reliable. I possess great flair and personal style. I'm optimistic, witty, have a sense of fun, and shine in social activities. I'm looking for a loving, kind, caring, nurturing relationship with substance. My soul mate is a masculine hot top man, who's a Gemini with Virgo rising, Libra or Libra rising, and Aquarius. Under the Chinese signs, I'm a Horse who's compatible with Tigers, Sheep and Dogs. Does your sign make you mine? Nevin_72@yahoo.com SGN/
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